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Santi. Full-Stack Engineer, Maker & Builder

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127 fictional ratings|600+ GitHub contributions in September
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Platto and Citta worked. One ran out of diners, the other ran out of appointments to get. They are remembered here with love and a crossed-out price.

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Transcribo

Free audio-to-text in your browser. Your audio never leaves your device.

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Eccos

Open-source WhatsApp gateway. Priced per number, never per message.

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Reccado

Your own email on your Cloudflare. Agents read and draft, but never send.

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Santi

Santi

Builds products, ships code, drinks espresso.

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CittaDiscontinued

Citta

Booked Spanish immigration appointments so you didn't refresh at 3am.

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Cause of death: there were no appointments left to get.

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Closed in October 2026
PlattoDiscontinued

Platto

Turned your nutritionist's diet into weekly menus and a shopping list.

(47)

Cause of death: ran out of diners.

Currently unavailable
Closed in June 2026